My boyfriend is trying to teach me to drive, since Dad hasn’t really gotten around to it. I’m the type of person who forgets what they’re doing and slams on the gas when they’re trying to find the brakes.. I’m finally learning to turn and stuff, but I’ve never actually turned when there were other cars on the street that I was trying to turn onto.
I probably would have handled the situation better if the car in the other street wasn’t a fucking Volkswagen Type 2 (aka Bus). I got about halfway through the turn and then realized what it was, and proceeded to shit everywhere, and forget what I was doing. I ended up almost hitting the poor thing, but what the fuck man, I want a fucking brown Bus!
I’m not sure if Eric will be letting me drive on the streets anymore until I learn how to turn. If we get pulled over, I could cost him his license, which would make me feel like ass and stuff.
Maybe I’ve been lurking the internet for too long.
I just stumbled upon the blog of an old semi-friend from the doll site phase. I forgot how easily it was to be a natural brunette, suicidal, and dying of cancer for a couple years, and then disappear for a few days and now never have had cancer, are a natural redhead with brown eyebrows, and be a recovering anorexic. Makes me sorta glad I giggled a little when she got caught pretending to be her sister who was posting on forums “from the hospital” after she apparently tried to kill herself.
FYI: It’s always awesome to talk to people’s family members without them knowing, and find out they don’t have cancer and are just crazy drama whores.
I’m a pro at horrible run on sentences, by the way. Maybe I’m a bitch, but if you’re gonna have different identities on the net, don’t post pictures all over the place, use different names, and for fuck’s sake just because it’s the internet doesn’t mean people are retards and can’t see the huge difference between your eyebrows and your hair color. I know generally everyone has darker colored eyebrows/pubes than the hair on their head.. but girl, your hair is strawberry blonde, and you have dark brown eyebrows.
Speaking of lying about having cancer and just typically being annoying cunts on forums and blogs, are your lives really that bad and lacking attention? Jeez, I know my life is super boring and stuff but I don’t come online and make a big fuss on forums saying shit like my fucking pancreas is about to explode and I’m going to die a horrible painful death because my parents hate me, plus they have ten other kids they like better, and my boyfriend’s too busy jacking off to take me to the hospital, and I can’t call 911 because it’s against my religion, and I’m scared to go into surgery but the doctor is here to take my extra liver out so I’ll ttyl guys.